Elderly Leftist Celebs to Protest Kings in Minnesota

Bruce Springsteen, Joan Baez, Jane Fonda, and Bernie Sanders, who have an average age of 83, and where Springsteen is the ‘young guy’ are going to Minnesota to protest the existence of kings. For some reason.

“You want to try to meet the moment,” a confused Springsteen, who like all progressive men, has morphed from ‘The Boss’ into an elderly lesbian, claimed. “The No Kings movement is of great import right now.”